So much has happened since I last blogged (which I believe was about a month and a half ago...geez!) that I am hoping I'll remember all the fun things I wanted to share!
First off, student teaching is amazing. I honestly can't believe I have been in the first-grade classroom for 7 weeks. With only 7 more weeks to go, I am both super excited but super depressed! I am SO ready to be a college graduate and finally hold a degree (one that I literally worked my ass off for) but I am so not ready to be unemployed and no path to head down. That, quite frankly, scares the bejezus (spelling?!) out of me! However, that being said, I would love to move back to my college town (truth be told, living back home in the valley is just not my cup of tea) and find a teaching job, but word through the grape vine is that there are going to be job openings at the school, that I am teaching at, within the year. I will gladly take any job! Anywhere! (Okay not anywhere....but I'm not going to be too picky!)
Enough of the exciting and nerve-wracking post! Now, the real reason I remembered that I even had started a blog about 6 months ago was so that I could post all the hilarious things my first-graders do and say. Today, as I was the teacher for the day, I was reminded of my blog and thought of some very cute and funny first-grade comments. So I titled this blog appropriately.
Taking it back to my first couple of weeks of student teaching, I had a student (random student mind you, not one in any of my classes) come up to me and ask if I was a new teacher. Replying with a simple nod, the boy continued to stare for a few seconds. As I was just getting ready to walk away he yelled out "Your really pretty!" Now let me just tell you, at least first-graders know how to give nice, not offensive, comments to women! Pretty sure many, not all, men need to take note! Okay that was my cute "kid-comment", now it's time for the funny ones!
I began my morning routine, like I do everyday, with a cup (or two) of coffee in my hand. I usually drink it pretty fast because with out it, I would definitely be one of "those" teachers. Coffee=LIFE! So anyways, I had finished my coffee and continued on with our morning work. Next thing I know, the bell has sprung to life and it is time for recess. One thing that should be known about teachers is that they seriously have little if no time for bathroom breaks! This day I was in need of a break, and had planned to go during recess but I couldn't break away from getting ready for our next lesson.
So like clockwork, I realized I needed to pee as soon as the bell to end recess rang. Most days I could hold it,but that day was a "two-cups of coffee kinda-day!" I couldn't hold it so I briskly walked to the nearest bathroom. As soon as I walked in to the bathroom, I knew it was going to be impossible to be back into the classroom before all the kids arrived because there was a line of girls waiting to use the restroom. Noticing that one of my own students was next in line, I told her that I had to cups of coffee and that I really needed to go. Asking her if I could jump ahead of her, she just looked at me with a very serious face. The next thing that she said to me literally almost made me pee my pants. Okay....I know a lot of people may not think these "kid-comments" are funny but let me tell you, when your a teacher some of the things kids say can make your whole day better! Okay back to the story.....where was I...oh! So this student of mine, just gave me a very serious look and proceeded to say....
Student: "Ms. Jones...you drink too much coffee...Your an alcoholic."
I just stood there, laughing and thinking to myself..."I dunno what you think coffee is but it definitely isn't alcohol...trust me kiddo your spelling and reading lessons would be a lot harder to teach if my coffee was alcohol"
HAHA! I just couldn't help and laugh and tell her that while I am addicted to coffee, the two beverages are completely different. Not to mention that one of them helps me show of my oh-so-awesome dance moves. ;)
So there you have it! A few short-stories of my many, daily conversations with my amazing group of first-graders. Never boring, never dull, and always putting a smile on my face :)
